Hey Mark, I hope you feel better soon.
I have nothing but praise for our NHS - they are brilliant. It is just a shame our MPs are a bunch of brainless moronic children who only think of themselves and lining their own pockets. They couldn't organise a p' up in a brewery or show any kind of integrity, honesty ... my blood boils just thinking about them ... grrrr.
I need to take some more happy pills now
Seems you are talking about that wonderful elixer ... BEER
If you want to fall over quickly ... try some of this if you can get it
It won't put hairs on your chest ... no ... it will put razor wire there