That is what I meant :P
Before I re-biased it I was getting:
Q1
D - 0.740v
S - 0.658v
G - 0.683v
Q2
D - 0.857v
S - 0.766v
G - 0.753v
Q3
D - 1.374v
S - 1.208v
G - 0.8v
And I biased Q1 to 3.7 or so volts at the drain, and Q2 to like 4.2v, and still nothing. I thought it weird that the resistance necessary to get the drains to that voltage is just a hair over 1K. The circuit is essentially a JFET Muff with one of the clipping stages omitted and a few little embellishments, it's nothing radical and I thought it might be neat.
Hah, yeah I know what you mean. I'm lucky that I'm young and have an uncanny affinity for seeing extremely tiny things, else I would have a much harder time with electronics.
Through all the worry and pain we move on