pedal descriptions lost in translation...

[Dave]

I often think it's hilarious when you read pedal descriptions of various chinese made pedals, anyone got any good ones to share like, for example, this one.....
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11-ways-Guitar-Effect-effector-Pedal-Power-Supply-converter-Distribution-UK-/400492836476?pt=UK_Guitar_Accessories&hash=item5d3f3bb67c